I Learned French

Glad to meet you, here I am
A product of the PSBGM
The protestant school board of greater Montreal
is what it was called in my day
We learned some verbs
et les pronoms personnels (je, tu, il, elle)
But were in no way fluent speakers

I learned French for the women and the hockey
I prefer hearing Pierre Houde
To Sportsnet or TSN
I learned French for the women and the hockey
They’ve both let me down
But I always go back for more

You couldn’t get a job
Or land a French girl
Speaking at that level
Tu pourrais sacré ton camp

And hit the 401
Or you could learn to speak French the hard way

I learned French for the women and the hockey
I prefer hearing Pierre Houde
To Sportsnet or TSN
I learned French for the women and the hockey
They’ve both let me down
But I always go back for more

Ma Parole!
un gros gabarit
Manque de synchronisme
Un boulet de canon!
Works for hockey talk or in the bedroom

I learned French for the women and the hockey
I prefer hearing Pierre Houde
To Sportsnet or TSN
I learned French for the women and the hockey
They’ve both let me down
But I always go back for more

I keep going back for more
Like Ratt, I’m back for more
I’m heading back for more